Constipation During Pregnancy…I Have the Cure, Girls.

I promise that this is not a joke. I would never joke about constipation. I have suffered way too much to write a blog post on this subject & not give you a solution to the problem.

I do joke a lot about pregnancy symptoms because some are just way over the top in ridiculousness as far as I’m concerned, but this one can straight up put you in the hospital.

Okay…that’s the only joke, I promise.

So, I started having horrible- horrible-HORRIBLE constipation when I was pregnant with my fourth baby. How I managed to bypass it with my first three is quite the mystery, but I do know how it all started when I was pregnant with this little darling.

Those curls are tighter than I ever thought possible and my pregnancy with her was more horrible than I ever imagined.

I was so sick the entire 9 months and I had 3 children that were my full time job. I had no sick days, yet every day I was sick.

I couldn’t get through a day alone, so my doctor prescribed Zofran. The first time I took it was on the way home from my 8 week appointment. Three minutes later, I felt like a completely different person. The nausea vanished entirely. It was crazy.

It was also crazy two days later, after I had taken 4 doses of the medication. I went to the bathroom and three minutes into that situation, I felt like a completely different person. The ability to go vanished entirely…it just wasn’t gonna happen. That was crazier.

Have you ever tried to poop out a softball? I know, I know. How gross. But, y’all. That is how I felt. It was one of the scariest things I have ever experienced. I just knew I was going to have to get that stuff surgically removed.

I did everything I knew to do. I drank tons of water. I ate prunes like they were candy. I ate bowls & bowls of Raisin Bran cereal and when that didn’t work, I moved to plain old nasty Bran. (Makes me gag just thinking about it.) I tried suppositories. Enemas. Stool softeners. Laxatives. I would eventually become able to go, but the process was grueling.

So, why not just stop taking the Zofran you ask? Well, because I’d take being constipated over being nauseated any day.

Anyway, after weeks and weeks of having to go through all the scheduled bathroom rituals, one day I was able to go. Like, naturally. And I was totally confused.

I was in my second trimester by this time and experiencing a UTI. The only thing I had been doing differently was drinking cranberry juice. Tons of it.

I wasn’t sure if the cranberry juice was helping or not, but I kept drinking it.

It totally cleaned me out. Like 100%. It was a miracle, y’all. Like on 34th Street.

If I stopped drinking it for a few days, I would end up right back where I was. It only took a few times to figure all of this out in detail.

And this has been my situation with each pregnancy thereafter. I’ve taken Zofran every time, become constipated days later, and added cranberry juice to the grocery list.

This picture was taken just about an hour ago.

At 24 weeks pregnant, I am once again drinking this on a daily basis. Notice that this is 100% Cranberry Juice. Cranapple juice won’t work. Cranberry juice won’t work unless the label says “100%”. Trust me, I’ve tried.

This particular one works perfectly for me. I’ve tried other natural cranberry juices and they’ve also worked, but this one is easily found in grocery stores, so I always recommend it.

So, if you are needing some serious relief, I would start out drinking 2-3 glasses of juice, consecutively. Then water for the rest of the day. You may need more to start out, you may need less. It is pretty powerful stuff, so don’t go and drink the entire bottle. You might wind up hating me.

You will improve each day and will probably visit the potty more than once a day. This is a good thing, but when you find yourself needing to go more often, taper back.

As each day goes by, it will get easier and easier and then almost effortless. When you reach this point, you may need just one small glass a day or every other day. You just have to see what works for you.

This will work with chronic constipation of you have it, or occasional bouts. It should work whether you’re pregnant or not. If you have a child that is having issues, it may help them. And if you are a man reading this, well, yes. It should work for you, too, bud.

I am not a doctor, so by all means, ask your physician about this first if you are the least bit worried about drinking some fruit juice. If you are extremely sensitive to sugar, ask your doctor. If you have diabetes or gestational diabetes, please talk to your physician, and if you are allergic to cranberries, people, please don’t drink cranberry juice.

Cause that right there could straight up put you in the hospital. No joke.

Lisa

Restless Leg During Pregnancy-What Finally Worked For Me

Restless leg syndrome at any time just stinks. All you want to do is sleep, but your legs won’t let you! Restless leg during pregnancy is even worse because it’s just one more thing to add to all the other things that stink. So, it double-stinks.

During my last pregnancy I was SO desperate to find a remedy that would help my poor legs. I looked on Pinterest for hours and I read that certain essential oils could help. I’m a huge fan of essential oils, but they didn’t help me very much. They do work for some people, though, so you may want to check them out.

Another “home remedy” I tried, and I’m very embarrassed to admit this, is the “Put a Bar of Soap Under Your Sheets” remedy… (insert silence here)…..

Ummmmm……….

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Morning Sickness..The Six Things I Try to Make it Through Each Day.

So, let’s talk about MORNING SICKNESS.  I’m so sorry, but it absolutely should NOT be called morning sickness…that is a horrible title for this nasty side effect of pregnancy.  It should be called something along the lines of  “the yuckiest feeling of nausea you’ve ever had that shows up whenever and wherever it wants to”.  You can wake up with it, or not.  It can show up in the middle of the day or when you smell something so yummy that makes you instantly gag.  (In a few of my pregnancies it was eggs and bacon–OMG–and my kids wanted to eat it EVERY. DAY.)  It can show up at night RIGHT when it’s time for bed…or it can last alllllll day long…

And if you’re one of the luckiest pregnant women alive who never get sick, you don’t know how lucky you are.  I am so envious of my sister-in-law…she’s pregnant with her fifth baby right now and she’s never experienced this so-called “morning sickness” with any of her pregnancies.  She has both boys and girls, too.  I have five girls and one boy and I will say that it wasn’t as bad when I was pregnant with my little boy, but it was still bad.  Oh, and might I add that it lasts the entire pregnancy for me?  Ugh.  I’m 15 weeks pregnant  with baby #7 right now and I’m feeling just like I did with every other baby…just fabulous.

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